You know, I came here with a purpose today. I was going to write about something so important, so CRITICAL to a happy life that I rushed to my computer to ensure you had access to this information immediately. And it really IS amazing how the right pair of socks (or lack thereof), can completely affect your life. Think on I’m wrong? YOU’RE WRONG. And I’ll probably tell you why. Only probably? Yes.
The thing that diverted me nearly completely from The Tao of Socks, is the fact that Pump Up The Volume should be required viewing in high schools across America.
You probably haven’t seen it in a while. It’s the story about a high schooler played byKevin Bacon who runs a pirate radio station out of his parents basement. First of all, Kevin Bacon is a national treasure. Second of all, the messaging seems incredibly relevant these days. I really don’t think I can do it justice, so I’ll leave you with this: Violence in our schools is bad; we all agree on that. Where we disagree is on the causes and how to solve it. This movie deals with the raging emotions, unreasonable expectations, and incredible pressures that teenagers have to deal with. It also offers hope. Go watch it. You might hate it, but I’m still right. Happy Harry Hardon to the rescue!
While I’ve got you, I’ll recommend Gleaming the Cube as well. Another Kevin Bacon classic. No bigger message, just a fun 80’s movie.
Socks. Welp, this seems trivial after helping to solve the school violence problem, but I’ll give it a go.
There’s are loads of different kinds of socks. I was going to try and list them here but when I started I realized that it’s an exercise in futility. I’m not sure if I mentioned this already, but there are LOADS of different kinds of socks!
I also realized that this isn’t the kind of thing that can be explained, it has to be experienced. So here’s my proposition: Buy a nice pair of wooly socks. Big, fuzzy, wooly socks. Then go wear your normal* socks for a day. At the end of the day, after you’ve completed your tasks/chores/responsibilities and are ready to relax, change into the wooly ones. Then sit down and relax** however you do it. That’s better, right? the socks? I know! They add a whole other dimension to the experience. It’s like, before you were relaxing. And it was good! But now you’re relaxing, and it’s much better. By a measurable factor of 2-wooly-socks better. There’s no need to thank me; you are SO welcome.
So there you go! An unplanned posts on a Sunday evening. Enjoy!
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